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There's nothing to tell!, He's just some guy, I work with. začněte se učit
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There's nothing to tell!, He's just some guy, I work with.
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C'mon, you're going out with the guy! začněte se učit
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C'mon, you're going out with the guy!
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There's gotta be something wrong with him! začněte se učit
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There's gotta be something wrong with him!
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All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?. začněte se učit
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All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?.
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začněte se učit
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(They all stare, bemused.) začněte se učit
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(They all stare, bemused.)
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Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. začněte se učit
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Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
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It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. začněte se učit
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It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
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Sounds like a date to me. začněte se učit
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Sounds like a date to me.
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Alright, so I'm back in high school, začněte se učit
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Alright, so I'm back in high school,
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I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, začněte se učit
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I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,
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and I realize I am totally naked. začněte se učit
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and I realize I am totally naked.
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Oh, yeah. Had that dream. začněte se učit
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Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
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Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. začněte se učit
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Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
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začněte se učit
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začněte se učit
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začněte se učit
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All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. začněte se učit
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All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
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Now, I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. začněte se učit
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Now, I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
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And they weren't looking at you before?! začněte se učit
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And they weren't looking at you before?!
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Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, začněte se učit
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Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother,
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which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! začněte se učit
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which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
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This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. začněte se učit
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This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
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začněte se učit
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I just feel like someone reached down my throat, začněte se učit
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I just feel like someone reached down my throat,
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grabbed my small intestine, začněte se učit
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grabbed my small intestine,
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pulled it out of my mouth začněte se učit
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pulled it out of my mouth
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and tied it around my neck. začněte se učit
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and tied it around my neck.
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začněte se učit
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Carol moved her stuff out today. začněte se učit
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Carol moved her stuff out today.
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Let me get you some coffee. začněte se učit
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Let me get you some coffee.
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Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) začněte se učit
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Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
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No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? začněte se učit
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No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
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začněte se učit
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I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. začněte se učit
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I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone.
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I hope she'll be very happy. začněte se učit
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I hope she'll be very happy.
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začněte se učit
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No I don't. to hell with her, she left me! začněte se učit
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No I don't. to hell with her, she left me!
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And you never knew she was a lesbian... začněte se učit
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And you never knew she was a lesbian...
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No!!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? začněte se učit
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No!!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
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She didn't know, how should I know? začněte se učit
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She didn't know, how should I know?
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... začněte se učit
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
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začněte se učit
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začněte se učit
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I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. začněte se učit
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I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
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Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. začněte se učit
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Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M.
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I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number? začněte se učit
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I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number?
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Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. začněte se učit
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Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now.
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You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? začněte se učit
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You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
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Ross gestures his consent. začněte se učit
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Ross gestures his consent.
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Strip joint!. (striptease). začněte se učit
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Strip joint!. (striptease).
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C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! začněte se učit
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C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
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I don't want to be single, okay?. začněte se učit
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I don't want to be single, okay?.
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I just wanna be married again! začněte se učit
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I just wanna be married again!
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Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through začněte se učit
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Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through
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what I went through with Carl. začněte se učit
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what I went through with Carl.
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